Bakura sat in the living room of his and Marik's "hideout", he kicked up his legs on their coffee table. Marik would always throw a fit when he did so but since Marik was nowhere to be seen. Bakura thought he'll be safe from another yelling.
He sighed looking up at the celling, he wonder what was taking Marik too long. It's been over an hour and he said he was just gonna step out to steal some things for his new plan to kill Yugi. Which Bakura knew they would fail……again…. Bakura didn't knew why he bother to stick around with the tan teen, he signed once more because he in fact knew why.
As much as he hated how annoying Marik could be…or loud….dumb…stupid… an idiot…..Or just damn Marik like! He knew why he would stay with him. Bakura and head over heels in L-
"Bakura could you not here me knocking! Geez! I have been out there for a while now! My hands were both busy with these bags!" Marik yelled as he came dashing in, carrying the bags he had spoken of. Snapping Bakura out of his thoughts. Ha had to been too lost in thought to not be able to hear Marik's knocking. Bakura chuckled to himself before getting up and helping his partner with one of the bags.
"I was taking a nap on the couch~ so excuse me" Bakura lied, placing the bag on the table, wondering what Marik stole this time and what was his new "full proof" plan. "What did you get anyways?" He asked, taking a look inside the bag. "……….The bloody hell?!.....Marik what the hell is your plan?!" Was all Bakura could say when he saw what was inside.
"Bakura~ I got a new plan to defeat the Pharaoh!" Marik grinned, ignoring what Bakura just asked at the moment. He made his way to the sprit placing the rest of the bags down before talking again. "It's called ponponpon~"
"………..what the bloody hell is a ponponpon?!" Bakura asked again, taking out some of the items out of the bag. One of the items was a pink and red top, and the other was some fake eye balls. Whatever a ponponpon was…..Bakura wanted to know.
"A ponponpon my dear partner in crime is….well…it's….You know what…it's better if I effing show you" Marik laughed, finding hard to put into words what a ponponpon was.
After a quick trip to their lap top and a YouTube video, Bakura knew what a ponponpon was…or at least what he thought it was. He had never been so confuse about a music video in his life. But know he knew why Marik got that top and the eye balls.
"And that's a ponponpon~ Now that you know that fluffy, are ready to hear the rest of my plan!?" Marik asked, closing the laptop and picking up the colorful top.
Bakura shrugged "I could care less, but go on….let's see what this week's plan is" He crossed his arms getting ready to hear what idiotic plan Marik had this time. Again his thoughts started to go back on why he even bothers to listen to Marik. They we're going to fail anyways. Again the answer was the same, he was in lo-
"Bakura you're such a kill joy!" Marik pouted, but that pout was soon replaced with a smirk. "Whatever….cause this plan is full proof!" Bakura rolled his eyes. "We will dress up like the girl in the video and go to the game shop! While we're there we shall start to dance around and sing while we have eye balls fall from the sky….maybe even toast and other random crap! And while Yugi would be trying to get all of that in his head….we take he's puzzle! Full proof right~?" Marik smiled, Nodding to himself. He knew that this plan would work.
Bakura looked at Marik with a disbelieve look, trying to make sense of what Marik had just said. He could not help but to laugh for a while, Marik was really just a child Bakura thought. After a moment he just nodded, "Yes Marik….full proof…..wait…im not wearing one of those outfits"
"Yes you are! You have to, you frigging have to kitty cakes! If you do-" Marik would had kept on throwing a fit if someone didn't knock on their door. Both Marik and Bakura blinked, they never had any visitors….never
"….who the bloody hell could I be?" Bakura asked, making he's way to the door. Marik following up behind him throwing the top to the floor."Maybe it's the pizza guy~ And he got us some free pizza" Marik said as Bakura opened the door. "Marik….why would it be a pizza guy?"
What Bakura would had given for it to be a pizza guy…….Bakura groan when he saw who it was as Marik jumped up in joy.
It was the damn Taco.
"Taco-bun~ What are you doing here?!" Marik asked smiling, but before Steve could even open his mouth to talk Bakura beat him to it. "Indeed….what in hell's name are you doing here?! I believe the place you are looking for is a few blocks away…so please….go on your way~" Bakura shut the door on Steve's face. But he door didn't stay closed long; as soon as he closed it Marik opened it.
Bakura groan once more as Marik let Steve in, he hated that boy. He truly hated the taco. He hated the fact that there was someone else out there that Marik would like to spend time with. He hated how Marik acted around the Taco. He hated how Marik would call the wanker "Taco-bun". And he hated…..he hated the feeling he got when Steve and Marik were together. Marik was his damnit, he wasn't gonna let a taco take him away from him!
"So taco-bun~ Why are you here anyways? You rarely stop by" Marik pointed out as he sat down on the couch with Steve. "I know…I should have called before I stopped by, sorry about that" Steve chuckled, as Bakura glared at him. 'So he's been here before! When!? Why and How?!' was what was going on in Bakura's mind.
"No it's fine, it's not like your slendy….slendy would just pop here in the middle of the night and frigging scared us, but your Steve, my steve~ I don't mine" Marik smiled, kinda happy that it had been Steve and not slendermen. Slenderman had been their pal….but he could get kinda annoying.
Steve let out a sigh of relief when Bakura grinding his teeth. "well I stop by to ask you something….." Steve played with the locks of his black hair as he spoke.
"And that thing would be?" Marik asked
"Well…..im kinda scared you will say no"
"Come on Steve just ask."
"Im not sure if I should now."
"Taco-bu-" "WHOULD YOU JUST BLOODY ASK ALREADY BEFORE I KICK YOU OUT THIS PLACE! AND BY THE WINDOW MAY I ADD!!!" Bakura huffed out, he was getting annoyed by all this, and even more annoyed then being with Marik.
"Oh right…s-sorry" Steve rubbed the back of his head; he had forgotten that Bakura had been there. He really didn't like Bakura. Not because of his "partnership" with Marik but cause of how he would acted around him. If Steve could try, he would try to be friends with him. But he knew that was never gonna happened.
"Anyway.."Steve coughed into his fist. "I been having some trouble to pay the rent at my place"
"That's delightful ~" Bakura smirked as Marik kicked him on the foot telling him to shut the frigg up and to Steve to go on. Bakura sighed; he sat down on the coffee table. Since their couch was only big enough for two he had to make do with the table. He decided to let the two talk while letting his mind wonder off. Having one of his many day dreams of killing the Pharaoh…..and him and Marik having a little fun after words.
"Im ok with that, how about you kitty cakes?" Marik asked, pushing Bakura's dreams to the side. Bakura blinked he really did not hear a word what Marik and the wanker were talking about. So he decided just to nod his head and say "Ummm…yeah"
Marik smiled as he clapped his hands, turning his head to face Steve again. "Great! It's worked out then. You can stay here now! Ooooooooh~ It can be like a sleep over…yeah a sleep over! Im gonna call some steves so they can pick up the things of your place and bring it here!" And with that Marik was gone to make the calls.
Bakura stood there for a moment to understand what Marik had just said. Glancing over to Steve he then under stood what happened. Steve had come over to ask if he could move in and Marik had said yes…..but he also ask Bakura….and he said yes as well.
Bakura almost choked when he saw what he had done.
He had said yes to the Taco moving in.
Steve Taco was gonna move in.